BLOOOR

Not much of a setup, but a strong punch.

I'm told I once opened an expense account in my mother's name (with a forged signature, at a bank, during office hours) and invested stock diversely into credible businesses.

I've also been told that I returned to the same bank, again during business hours, withdrew the 147% profit, and bought my mother a top-of-the-line food processor.

She thanks me 'til this day. Wont shut up about it.

Makes a hell of a Margirita.

any space

I consider them rolling blackouts. My family tell me they're more of a problem.

Traditiawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn........... Tradition.