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BOblivionMovie3409 karma

I've been saying this for years, Olive Garden has UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS.

BOblivionMovie3072 karma

OKAY, IT'S HONEY MUSTARD!!! ARE YOU HAPPY, YOU HEARTLESS FUCK?!?!

BOblivionMovie2908 karma

Because your father wants to be a better father to you and he feels that the only way he can do that is with a little distance from your mother. And your mother wants to suck my dick without feeling guilty.

BOblivionMovie2841 karma

Too personal.

BOblivionMovie2622 karma

So underrated. He'll make it one day, though.