BadAtParties

The girls... how is it with the girls?

As a guy who often gets rock hard driving over bumpy roads, and as the captain of a crew team (that means spandex) with our boathouse at the end of a bumpy road, I guess I have to ask:

1) If you had to put a price on how much this is worth to you, what would it be? As in, you could buy/sell this disorder.

2) If you were a guy, how do you think this would manifest itself (boners vs. jizzing every few minutes), and how would you cope?