BetterWhenImDrunk

I have a buddy who wears jean shorts aka jorts, should I stop being friends with him?

How restricted are you from giving a real opinion either way on this subject, given that you work for USA Today? Won't all of your answers have to follow a guidline?

Have the pins ever been used as sex toys?

Edit: thought it said 2 guys and a girl not grill, but question still stands.

I had to go watch an episode of Conan after watching that just to feel sanity/happiness again.

Wow talk about bringing up old memories, completely forgot I got a blow jibber in a bowling alley arcade. It was really hard to get alone time with a GF in 8th grade, bowling alley on a week night was good spot.