BobCoupee

Sarah, if you awoke tomorrow to discover you were Bruce Willis, what's the first thing you would do?

If you woke tomorrow and found that you were now Bruce Willis, what's the first thing you would do?

Hi Malin. If you woke up tomorrow and discovered you were Matthew McConaughey, what's the first thing you would do?

If you woke tomorrow and found you were now Bruce Willis, what's the first thing you would do?

So here are my attempt at some oddball questions:

1)Given that I have only read the first Reaper-Jones novel, who would win in a fight between a giant turtle and Calliope?

2)If you woke tomorrow and found you were now Bruce Willis, what's the first thing you would do?

Thanks.