CM816

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

To be honest, they're usually drunk which means that their co-ordination was off for a start.

In my short & un-illustrious bouncing career, I once had to kick a guy out for slapping women on the ass/grabbing ass. This guy was huge, and not in a fat way. When he stood up from the bar, and cocked his arm back to throw a punch at me, I thought, 'Well this is going to suck.'

Thankfully for me, he was drunk enough that the act of cocking his arm back threw off his balance enough that he fell straight backwards (like a tree getting chopped down). He crashed into a table & chairs, and once he had the wherewithal to get himself back up, he just walked out by himself.