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CervixAssassin779 karma

In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today it's all gone. You got a whale show up with four million in a suitcase... and some 25-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his social security number.

CervixAssassin306 karma

First we both get naked, except we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.

How much that would be?

CervixAssassin130 karma

You will know once you get them :) Quoting his reply:

You want to look for 4 things. 1. Clusters of small black spots (poop). 2. Somewhat white, somewhat transparent rice granules (eggs). 3. Yellowish shells in the shape of the bugs (exoskeletons or molts). 4. Most importantly, live bugs. Google is a great tool.

Also, check yourself for bites, similar to mosquito bites. Some (most) people are allergic to it, so it will itch for a few days.

CervixAssassin124 karma

And now every porn studio does the same pretending-to-be-amateur vids ...

CervixAssassin74 karma

Have you ever headshot a battlecruiser with deagle? Knifed a dark templar? Set a bomb in a hatchery? If you had, you would know why.