CommieBobDole

Here's his page (Or a page with his name on it, at least):

http://www.erichaven.com/

And here's some of his stuff for sale:

https://wowcool.com/Eric-Haven/

As a person who lives in the south, I would like to know what it is like to live in a mystical land of snow and ice where the precipitation requires the intervention of this mysterious 'plow'.

I assume this is the result of evil genies; have you ever met one of these genies, and if so what sort of price did he want in order to return your land to a normal winter of rain and slight coolness?

Not to be rude to those other people who aren't here, but it's probably because you know what you're doing. Most malware isn't installing with browser vulnerabilities or hiding in warez - people download and install it because they've been fooled into doing so.

You probably wouldn't download and install software from a popup that says that the internet police have detected that your computer is running slow and it needs their totally legit registry optimizer, but millions of people think 'wow, it sure is nice that the internet police are looking out for me' and run the damn thing.

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