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Cougs67125 karma

Hey look! It's gut Cassidy and the Sundance cheeseburger!

Cougs6782 karma

"Why are we here?!? Douglas cried as poop came out of his wiener. It was wiener poop, the worst kind of poop" in your best Morgan Freeman impression?

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And execute them

Cougs672 karma

My grandfather died of colon cancer when I was 7. It was the worst day of my life. He was my favorite person in the world and it was horrible to see him go. I hope sir that you are able to live out the rest of your days as comfortably as possible