Cullly

Saying this stops anyone from even thinking about trying to get good. Way to kill the competition. I see what your game is now ;)

I am crap at cubing (40-60sec) and I'm known to some as the "cube guy". You are doomed :)

And he'd be able to tell within 10 seconds, fix it, then mix it, and fix it again all within a minute (or probably less).

Unlikely.

OP is from Victoria. He just turned 17 as per this AMA.

The minimum driving age in Victoria is 18 years. A learner can drive at the age of 16 under the supervision of a fully licensed driver. After obtaining a licence, a driver continues to be subject to restrictions during a 4 year probationary period.

Source

So basically OP has to be 1 year older to have a full license. It's possible he has his own car, but I'm gonna guess at no.

And if you do manage to get either of them... make sure you advertise it here... guaranteed tons of viewers.