CuriousKumquat

Exactly. Contrary to popular belief, terrorists don't win by killing people; they win by "instilling terror" in people and making them change their lives because of their fear.

Which is why they are, after all, called terrorists...

Jesus Christ, that's over $50/hr. I'm in the wrong gig.

So, you have a vagina, but none of the internals? Am I reading that correctly?

You're right; it's not. ...But it could be.

Perhaps popular streamers should contact their local SWAT teams and have them keep a log of their address and phone number to verify?

This is actually a very good idea. I wonder if many departments would be willing to set up a system like this.