DIRTY_ASSHOLE

Have you ever farted near a rich person and made them smell it? I farted in an elevator at a hotel with the CEO of a fortune 500 and I walked like I owned the place for a week after that.

This is a real thing, I was at a Showbiz (precursor to Chuck-E's) as a kid and there was a kid freaking out because his parents left him and it was closing time. The cops came out and the kid told them their phone number (he was like 6) and they called. The parents claimed they totally forgot and thought the kid was with grandpa and would be right over.

He's quite famous in networking areas, my CCNA book even mentioned him.

HOLY SHIT IT COULD HAPPEN TO ME!

WE GOTTA CHANGE THIS SHIT!!!!!!

I doubt many of the chicks would offer their services for free when they get paid so well to do it, expectantly considering they've probably had much better at some point in their career.