DickValentine666

I have never been on Reddit before. this is neat.

That's it! Over an hour of fielding your questions. Thank you for your interest. See you out on the road.

My desire.

He is a working actor whom I have never met.

I'm semi-famous. So it's only a semi-worst part....but I think it is when I get put in a rib-crunching death hold by a moronic meathead after a show and then he jumps up and down saying dance commander over and over before breaking into a moronic cackle...