Highest Rated Comments


Dicky_McCockpants52 karma

Would I get in trouble for ordering a 7&7 from the waitress? Do they kick people out for doing unlucky things?

Dicky_McCockpants49 karma

It means her answer would be honest and encourage your pursuit. So she wanted you, but you have to mind fuck her first, you started by flipping the interrogation on her. Then dropped the ball when you should have pushed harder - that's how you get an answer.

Dicky_McCockpants32 karma

What's the biggest blade you've found on an entrance pat-down? Worst weapon found?

When I was working at a Reggae bar someone tried to come in with a 18" machete down his pant leg.

Dicky_McCockpants26 karma

So it smells like ozone?

Dicky_McCockpants6 karma

Yes.