Dios5

So you kicked down a door and ran over 100 meters into a pond, while on fire. You, sir, are fucking metal. I assume this saved your ass?

Could you set your Patreon to monthly? I've been your Patron for a few months and yet have actually paid you... once? I want to support you monthly regardless of output. Patreon should be a fairly dependable monthly income, in my opinion.

Doing horrible things doesn't automatically mean that you have diagnosable mental health issues, and vice versa.

So how did you come to work for Cracked? You've been doing stuff for them for ages.