DoctorPotatoe

Some people say that he can hold his breath longer than a shark and has a ph.d. in turtles. All we know is... He's called the Stig (Severinsen)

I knew a really, really old man

He was in his 60's last time I saw him

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Can you light your own cigars?

I get this picture of you guys at the mall and your mom comes over pulls up your shirt and proclaims "Oh, hi Ashley"

Did you have any thoughts on whether or not to have children due to the trouble you had when growing up? I'm sorry if I'm being offensive. I'm just curious.