DrAnalCucumber

Hey! I had a massive crush on you when I was 11! (which was back in 2005!)

Just.

Just thought you should know.

You're a very gorgeous woman now, btw.

And now this is getting a tad creepy; it was meant to be an enduring, cute thing, from an old fan of the show. But reading this back through, I'm... yeah. I'm coming off with massive creeper vibes right now.

Yeah.

Just going to.

^{SlowlyDisappearnow.}

Eh. Kind of a quack, tbqh.

^{Thank-You-Art_Duck!}

It kinda pisses me off! I like the good AMAs to be more spread out so I can enjoy them to the fullest one day at a time.

Today, I'm fucking overloaded with R.L. Stine and the guy behind Dilbert and now fucking BRENDON GODDAMN SMALL MY GODDAMN CHILDHOOD HERO!

Jesus H. Benjamin Christ. I am a bit overtaxed in terms of giddiness today.