Dutch_Wilkerson

Judging by his twitter feed, not at all

So is that quest essentially a mirror to the development of the bullymongs as a whole?

It doesn't need to be answered, in our hearts, we already know.

There's been a "Quote" floating around the internet for years that's always been attributed to Gabe about what would happen in the event steam shut down (unlikely as it is).

I believe the general idea is that if steam ever shut down, The team would "release every games requirement to connect to steam" or something along those lines.

Is this something that has officially been discussed or can you confirm or deny that this is really what would happen?

You're absolutely right, you think he'd stop getting traffic tickets after the first time