Dylan_the_Villain

I hate it when I lose all the items I was carrying too.

Do you ever come up with ideas for an article and end up deciding it would be better suited for the onion? What's the process like for deciding which of your sites to post something on?

ATTENTION

ATTENTION

I know that almost everyone has seen TDKR by now, but just in case you haven't, major spoilers below.

ATTENTION

ATTENTION

Edit: I'm pretty sure it was deleted, but tread with caution.

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to.

Remember when we met in /r/Denver? You said if I'd PM you

You would PM me back -- See I'm just like you in a way,

I never liked Windows 7 neither;

Windows 8 with OneNote is so much neater

^{Edit: Fuck it I'll try to finish off the verse since people stopped responding.}

I can relate to you when you're coding with python,

so when I have a shitty day I drift away and program on

cause I don't really got shit else aside from CSS.

I even got a wallpaper with your username across the desk.

Sometimes I overclock my comp to see how fast it speeds,

and then run it again, the cooling fan makes such a luscious breeze.

See, everything you make is real and I respect you because you sell it.

My iPhone's jealous because I text about OneNote 24/7.

But apple don't make programs like you do, Dan, no one does,

They don't know how fast programs like yours are always loading up,

You gotta email me Dan I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose,

Sincerely yours, [various reddit users]

P.S. We should work together too.

^{My apologies for fucking up the syllables and some of the rhymes}

How are you gonna break this one to your wife?