ElDuderino1482

I’m a tax accountant who just finished their 5 tax season

This guy fucks.

Baby alligators cost about $75 each in the illegal reptile trade here in the Chicago area. There used to be a shady reptile swap meet that happened twice monthly that used to get shut down all the time. At one point I saw baby Nile crocs being sold there for $250 each. The ownership of that swap meet changed hands after the guy who used to run it died, and they supposedly cleaned up their act, but a lot of the original vendors still sell there.

This guy knows. I used to be a regular when it was in Streamwood.