ElScreecho

"Grilled Stuf't Doritos Locos Cervezas"

Even if we did, Gary Bettman would still find a way to make us hate the NHL.

It is entirely possible that your bartender acquaintance works in the sort of bar that caters to the sort of individuals who frequent such places for the sole purpose of consuming a sizable quantity of cheap and intoxicating spirits before finding a companion to engage in relatively meaningless copulation. Such people are generally unaware of the fact that the vodka martini was created as the favorite drink of one James Bond as product placement for the Smirnoff vodka company in what must be one of the most successful ad campaigns of all time.

I have a butlered settlement, but I need cash now...

How many Bud Lights did you have to drink to deal with Retzloff's kinetics class?