EmilySparrow

Hey, don't get cocky, you.

If you make your last trip to Australia, I'll marry you. No sons though, sorry.

ETA: I didn't mean to start a big debate about the pros/cons of marrying a stranger, my looks, jobs I've had in the past, whether I'm creepy or sweet, etc etc. I can't help but feel this thread has become a little bit too much about me offering to marry the OP, and that's not quite right IMO, so I'm gonna stop replying to the comments about it. Thanks to the people who thought it was a nice gesture, sorry to anyone who was creeped out. Good luck & best wishes to the OP.

ETA again: I'd love to donate to the OP so he could go to Jamaica or whatever, and some Redditors below seem pretty generous too, so I think the OP should definitely open a Paypal account for that purpose.

How are you going to spend the rest of your time? Are you scared?

I was gonna ask what life with Gwyneth Paltrow is like, then I realised. My bad. I like your song about the world coming to an end though.

I'm alright! I'm not Emma Watson or anything. If a more beautiful girl offers I will gladly step aside.