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While I am not this Joseph Gordon-Levitt fellow, I feel like I can answer this question for you.

I did in fact masturbate a lot to prepare myself for viewing Don Jon.

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Elijah Wood can play Daniel Radcliffe, and Daniel Radcliffe will play the crazy Daniel Radcliffe fan.

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That's why you put it in your underwear!

Seriously though, wouldn't those giftcards be worthless until they were activated after purchase?

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Is this the Krusty Krab?

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HU HU HU