Fatalstryke

The ones that spit at feet probably went extinct pretty damn quick.

"We're so poor we don't even have anything valuable to sell you. If you give us money, we'll give you a spoon that you can keep as a reminder of the lives you helped save."

"It wasn't until it moved that Elijah realized that they were lying about the cucumber."

I want to use the phrase "internetz" when describing you in a way similar to the way that rappers would call themselves "straight up gangsta, bitch."

I didn't even know that was a thing. Interesting.