FrankiePoops

My friend looks just like you and we call him Matt Damon all the time. Can you teach him to grow facial hair?

Fuck the Red Cross

What the hell is pastrami without spicy mustard? Get outta here.

Wait... You're telling me people actually don't have these annoying fuckers calling from India trying to get them to buy Viagra from a Canadian pharmacy called Pharma USA (or something like that) and had to go out there and try to get people to annoyingly cold call them?

I want the one called party time with a booze tracking app.