FriedMattato

Hey, I'd pay to cuddle and a movie.

I also do not get laid. These two facts are not coincidental.

Is the blur from all the cocaine? I think it was from all the cocaine.

I worked as a cart pusher for Wal-Mart once for two months. Worst job I've ever had. Nevermind the psychotic nutjob who threatened to return from break with a gun once, it was one step above slave labor.

I'm not talking about how hard the work was, I meant the way we got treated by supervisors.

The day I quit, I had been the only person who showed up to work that day. 9 hours from 3 to midnight all alone. When 11:30 rolls around, surprise! I alone couldn't get all the carts back up to the store. My manager threatened me to have it all finished "or else."

I quit then, but not before I used my employee discount to buy a Wii.

I will, with no sense of exaggeration, buy an MLP:FiM game by you guys for myself and multiple copies to give to my friends. PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN! RING UP HASBRO AND MAKE MAGIC!

I generally only buy one 3 dollar ticket per drawing when the pots are stupid large. Is this about as well as one could play without going nuts on buying tickets?