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So it's probably pretty painful to get an erection I bet now huh? Shit sucks, the same basic thing happened to a friend of mine.

Here's his ultrasound(maybe nsfw)

That's a mistake you only make once. I saw her swallow a man whole once for speaking up. It was gruesome.

That's pretty lame if it's the real solution. Having fake audience members or having the dinner patrons improvise the lines seemed like such obvious answers that I ruled them out. Magicians should deceive the audience, not flat out lie to them.