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GaryOster2750 karma

Fucking hilarious. Good job, dad.

GaryOster1553 karma

See, when your father tells you to get off the Internet and do something productive, you switch tabs. When Bob Metcalfe tells you to get off the Internet and do something productive, you do it.

At some point, straydrifter is going to realize how epic that was.

GaryOster833 karma

I can finally sleep.

GaryOster159 karma

What do you feel defines America?