Italian_Barrel_Roll

Since you're unwilling to relay the tale, I'll tell one on your behalf.

You were with your mates getting just this side of not too wasted. One of your friends crossed that precipice. Next thing you all know, he has his cock stuck in a vacuum cleaner. You all have a good laugh at that, and after a few minutes, no one even seems to notice the guy with a vacuum on his schlong.

You've all settled in to a nice game of poker, and after several hands, your special friend there has had enough to drink to belligerently accuse you all of cheating. You barely notice his raving until he stands up abruptly, flipping the table with his hooverwang. He starts lashing it about, half in pain, half in an attempt to "smite those filthy cheaters.". He's knocking everything over and generally wrecking the entire room.

And that's when you decided police intervention was warranted.

Somebody just got shot down.

I believe he's trying to justify his brorection.

I think the downtime on your site is the best response to why start-ups need money.

Exactly, there's nothing gay about two straight guys getting each other hard!