Jacollinsver

Say I'm an eccentric trillionaire and I want arms. Long arms. Long as a gibbon skeleton. And big hands, too. I just want to spend my sunset years swinging limb to limb in the tree canopy among the only beings that have ever truly gotten me, plucking fruits for my shorter armed brethren and maybe even saving a marooned cat or two. How long can we go? I am also interested in lengthening my jaw to its furthest extent.

Considering the subject matter is the presumably illegal and violent nature of the people he worked for, I doubt he would write using actual identities.

I have an oral fetish but my girlfriend seems to neglect any sort of this play. What I mean is, I enjoy giving it more than I enjoy getting it. (Though getting it is important to me as well)

But lately nobody is getting any because she has started to neglect hygiene down there, i.e. not washing/shaving making it difficult for me to give it. She doesn't seem to mind the lack of foreplay. I really like to start with going down on her or each other, but lately she seems to just want me to spit on it and put it in. In fact, lately, she seems to neglect anything other than missionary. I am a person that is moderately into adventurous sex, but she seems to just want to get off and then me to finish up like it's a goddamn business agreement. We both frequent the gym and are very much in shape so it isn't stamina or flexibility that is limiting us.

I really love her, but I really don't want to have to always initiate sex. I don't want to call her a selfish lover, but she is definitely the least attentive lover I've ever had. I'm not into dry handjobs but that's almost all she gives and I once suggested that more spit makes a better handjob/blowjob and she thought I was joking first and then that I was gross. I've wondered if this lack of adventure is my fault, but I take care to make sure she orgasms first 98% of the time, and I'm in very good shape and she acts very attracted to me otherwise, so I do not think it is a lack of attraction. I've always naturally fallen into a Dom position, so once I suspected she wanted me to be a sub – I suggested we do so, but she didn't seem into that either.

I suppose what I'm asking is, how might one convince a partner to be more interested in adventurous sex or simply sex in general? She lately expressed surprise when it came up that I thought sex every day was not unreasonable.

I've always had very good, dirty sex. I've always kept in good shape and read up on techniques for oral and other aspects of sex because it is a love of my life to have great sex with people and see them orgasm.

I truly love her, but this is becoming some of the most plain sex I've had in my life. Is there something I'm doing wrong? Romantically, we are incredibly passionate, and sex isn't always stale. Passion is quite frequent...but only in missionary.

Writing this made me realize that I should discuss our sex life with her, but when I have in the past, she seems to take it as either an insult to her person or me being misogynistic so that makes it difficult. Perhaps I need to find a way to word it better?

Any advice? Sorry for the length.

Reliable remote job boards: LinkedIn, indeed.

Imo, avoid all others. I signed up to a few big ones as well and immediately I was bombarded with spam calls/emails.

That being said job hunting through job boards is heavily unreliable nowadays, and you're better off going to networking events.

I haven't actually been enthralled in an AMA for about half a decade now.