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JehovahsHitlist479 karma

"Won my purple heart that day. Bottle of Fratelli Minuto Barbaresco caught me square in the head. War is hell."

JehovahsHitlist127 karma

"Do your nipples get all pointy, Thanos?

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Listen, do you want your thermals to exhaust or don't you? Right disaster, not letting the core exhaust like that. It gets all pent up and then we'll be sorry, warranty won't cover that. And don't give me any guff about 'putting a kink in the pipe', I won't be having with this new age engineering hippy crap, the port is straight, I'm straight, and by god you better be straight with me or this Death Star just isn't getting built my lad.

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Whoops! Mesa inexblicably an intragalactic representative! Oi boi.

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"Town of Sergiyev Posad invent world famous ice soap. Town purged not long after. All agree, was deserved."