JollyOldBogan

They've gone soft on you. It's a shame.

Give her a couple of years.

And so it came to be that, despite his avid enthusiasm on re-telling his story of how he did manage to copulate consensually with a female, poonishapines would forever be known as the 'Three Bam Man'.

Im not even bald and I want that wig.

Used to work at Subway and my boss gave me a bag of the frozen cookie dough because he lost a bet (I couldn't make a full sub in under 30 seconds).

Didn't even bake those bad boys, ate em raw like an animal.