Jonathan "Jon" Lajoie

Your mom pronounced it just fine last night! (That's why they pay me the big bucks!)

Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. It's not easy, most of the time it's just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there is a lot of noise, but if you close your eyes and picture yourself in an open field or a quiet forest, you can maybe make it to the end without killing yourself.

Yes, your mom counts.

I promise that will happen. Still Normal, still making pretty good spaghetti sauce, still taking my time to perfect the beat, cuz I still got love for mediocrity. Steve's been bugging me about it too.

It's no mystery... Wal-Mart asked YouTube to take it down. I don't know why, I was just trying to help them sell tennis balls.

The same as being a gross poor person, only the opposite. One of the big advantages is that all of a sudden your elected representatives listen to what you have to say.

Jean-Claude Van Damm. His kicks are the strongest.

However you want to pronounce it, really. In French it's Laa-jwaa. In English, some people say LaJoy, or Lajoey. I go with a combination "Luh-jwah". If this is too difficult, just pronounce it "Awe-Some."

I don't. You got me drunk and had your way with me.

Farmers Only.