LemurianLemurLad

I assumed bath salts were just a cover for real zombies. It is Florida we're talking about here.

Why would you want to stop? That's half the fun of threads like these!

Well, first you need to get a pair of Louis Vuitton boxing gloves and a diamond encrusted mouth guard from Tiffany's. Once you've got those, you are then allowed to register for the fight Club membership. Basic dues are $175,000 USD per year, and this will give you access to, but no rooms at any of the 7 private islands that LFC owns. If you'd like to stay overnight, you'll need a gold-tier or higher membership, which start at around $500k per year, but also include free drinks while on site and post-fight masseuse access.

Guy Gardner? Is that you?

Luxury Fight Club is not the same as the other Fight Club. What's the point of having a luxury membership if you can't rub it in everyone's faces? Heck, Luxury Fight Club has its own press office and contracted 24/7 TMZ coverage in case the celebs get in to particularly interesting fights. The first rule of Luxury Fight Club is: you're probably too poor to join, pleb.