LerxstFan

When you come up with a plan to do an axe-related pun, how do you hatchet?

Well, I encourage you to keep honing them.

This one time, my dad was needlessly rude to a rent-a-car employee. When he was given his keys, the car was all the way at the farthest end of the lot. He believes (and I gleefully agree) that the employee did this as a form of petty vengeance. Did he?