Look_to_the_Stars

You’re a real card, Festus

Is that still one of your top sellers? I grew up in Grand Rapids and live a stone's throw away from Founders right now, and it was so surreal reading that a few years ago. I'm a bartender and any time anyone asks about All Day I'll tell them about that.

Would you like to rethink your answer?

I feel like the lack of answer to this question is an answer in and of itself.

Any of these fuckers ever fall out of the fuckin ceiling and just have a big messy shit? Or have a dingleberry?