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Lugash101 karma

Hey Spokesperson, this is your wife. We need to talk.

Lugash16 karma

Plus, all things being equal, missiles make everything better.

Lugash9 karma

How much does commercial aerial photography / videography cost? Like if I wanted to film an outdoor wedding from the air?

Lugash1 karma

Hi Laura! Will you play my wedding?

Lugash1 karma

Dude, you have like the nobelest job ever. If I fucking saved poor kids' sight for a living I would just feel like I could be the biggest dick ever in my off time. I'd use it in fights every single time. "Oh you're upset I nailed your sister? That's understandable. Did I mention I give disadvantaged youth the ability to fucking see! I'll fuck whoever I bloody well please!" It's probably a good thing I'm not an eye surgeon.