Mdcastle

Note to everyone: when applying for a job do not ask HR when you'll find out the results of your drug test.

Pizza Hut shifts to something else every 6 months. Honestly their stuffed crust and adding wings are about the only changes that seem to have staying power.

Breathalizers in the field are mainly to give cops and idea if and how hammered you are, they're small, portable, relatively inaccurate units. The ones in the station are large, carefully calibrated units that are "official".

I always thought she'd be President someday.

TIL You can get the Verizon guy fired by buying a phone from him.