Meltingteeth
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Meltingteeth930 karma
Being better off in China was one thing, but fuck those kinds of values.
Meltingteeth872 karma
Story goes that she was in a Starbucks and saw Will Arnett being accosted by an especially creepy fan. She came over with her phone out and said there was a call for him. He was so thankful for the escape that he offered her a well-paying role in Bojack Horseman, and that's the story of how Will Arnett was saved by the Biel.
TL;DR: Reading that paragraph isn't worth the payoff.
Meltingteeth735 karma
In the fourth grade I was told by my after-school program to go to the media room and pick out a VHS tape for everyone to watch. I went in, looked through all of the Sesame Street, Veggie Tales, Princess movie horribleness and chose The Haunted Mask 1. I took it back and was admonished by my teacher for picking a movie that was too scary to watch. Just know that you were my source of inspiration when I wrote "Ms. Stevenson is a wuss" on the inside of one of the classroom cubbies later on.
Meltingteeth933 karma
The other day I bought a pair of Premium Hanes socks. Within an hour of wearing them I found a buy one get one free deal on my favorite cereal. When you put some effort into your appearance, you really do get things for free.
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