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Are we gonna get naked kids beating the crap out of each other in the shower in Ender's Game, cause that was easily 90% of the appeal of the books for me.
Edit: I originally meant this ironically as a joke for my novelty, but seriously. They don't need to be naked (seriously if this shit got an R rating for pointless stuff like that I would be legitimately mad), but those shower fight scenes were some of the most intense parts of the book.
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Also like half of them have perpetual five o clock shadow. Prepare for chafing.
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