OneShotHelpful

I bought my Mom a smut-machine...

That depends on a lot of factors, but the biggest one is whether or not the fish's propulsion will exceed the surface tension of the water. A tiny goldfish chilling in the center of a large ball of water probably won't disperse anything, but a large fish freaking out near the edge of that sphere probably will.

Your response is the equivalent of someone saying that diet and exercise is too hard to fit into their life in response to medical advice on how to lose weight.

Too bad. Every single source is biased. If you pick one to check consistently, you will be misinformed and you will fall into trap of thinking how that source wants you to. Period. There is no alternative to diversification of information sources and no other way to obtain the critical reading skills that diversification will give you. Hell, just picking one and only one source at random each day will leave you better than sticking to the 'least biased' source.

38% of spousal murder victims are men. Two men getting murdered for every three women isn't a negligible quantity you only bring up in bad faith.

Do you think your floss usage is a large enough portion of your personal waste that it's worth spending time and effort to solve?