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Take the worst parts of Human Centipede, A Serbian Movie, 120 Days of Sodom, put them in a blender and you get the most easygoing parts of what he wrote. As in, five year olds involved in extensive graphic rape and torture scenes.

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What.

The Soviet Hasselhoff.

What do you think of uploading a video of you speaking the language to Wikitongues?

And then use all that money to get a penis transplant

Problem solved

Zootopia, a tale about one zookeeper and his fight against debt, depression, and family to keep his zoo running.