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Pixeleyes2052 karma

"I know."

"No ticket."

"I hate snakes."

"I didn't kill my wife."

"GET OFF MY PLANE!"

"Never tell me the odds."

The man is a genius at delivering concise, aloof lines.

Pixeleyes1354 karma

I'll take two.

please don't kill me

Pixeleyes830 karma

Golf is for older men who have married, had kids, started a business, built an empire and thought "Man, that shit was just too easy."

Pixeleyes546 karma

He thinks about Frank and Artemis bleaching each other's assholes.

Pixeleyes390 karma

I hate living in a reality where George Harrison didn't just have 4.5 million dollars, like in a bucket or comically oversized bottle somewhere. How was this allowed to happen?