James Joseph "Jim" Norton, Jr.
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I am Jim Norton, comedian, shamelessly whoring my new special on Epix, Please Be Offended and this is my AMA.
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I'm Jim Norton, comedian and pervert. I am here whoring myself because my new standup special "American Degenerate" premieres tonight on EPIX at 10pm ET.
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RealJimNorton682 karma
I ended this hours ago, but found out some people actually thought I avoided the Bree Olson question? I have just talked about it a lot and didn't want to bore people. Bree is a friend of mine, we hooked up one time, it was fucking fantastic. Well, she was. I was stopping every two minutes so I didn't blast a shot along her leg. I finally did, and my only regret was that I pulled out. We never had sex again, which is her choice not mine of course. She's a sweetheart and when we talked about it on O and A, she said I was good in bed. She was nice to lie for me. I was a mediocre everyman trying not to humiliate myself. I almost fucking said I LOVE YOU thirty seconds into it. I'm an ass.
RealJimNorton633 karma
yes, put one of them around the barrel of a shotgun and the other on the trigger
RealJimNorton586 karma
yes, and I'd also fuck my mom if I knew Kate was in the next room, watching us, and doing the same thing
RealJimNorton493 karma
when i spoke like an irishman to ozzy and ant pointed it out. It was fucking humiliating. but I got a great bit out of it, so it doesnt hurt at all anymore.
RealJimNorton430 karma
Thank you very much. I'm normally just the person they blame for their husband's cheating, so that was nice to read
RealJimNorton428 karma
yes, I fucked the same girl twice in two days in a whorehouse with no condom. she kept saying 'you special' in broken english. My cock booed me in the cab on the way home.
RealJimNorton782 karma
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