Scuttlebutt91

A large black woman came in for an oil change and a tire rotation who just REEKED. So I knew her car would be gross. Anyway, she had rims that I needed the key to remove so I had to search for it. The most likely spot, the glove compartment, is usually where it is kept. So I pop it open. It was full of used tampons and pads. I dug through it and didn't find it, so I had to check the console. Same deal, lots of used tampons and pads.

Long story short, she threw the key away because she thought she didn't need it.

There was a morbidly obese family who came in with 5 vehicles all to get oil changes. We have a large lobby and a lot of bays so it is maybe a 45-55 minute wait tops. Well they go and get lunch and we tell them they can eat in the lobby. They go and cram 5 morbidly obese people into a honda civic, and proceed to eat their lunch in their car, in the parking lot in the hot, Texas sun. It was freaking weird

I'm young and stupid

Alright smartypants, define noun

Goddamnit, Google