SenorDing_Dong

I... would watch Chris Rock portray Betty White. I don't know what I'd expect, but I would definitely check it out.

Edit: It's not Chris Rock, but when I do try to imagine how this would go, I just end up picturing Tracy Morgan yelling, "THIS HONKY GRANDMA BE TRIPPIN!"

Damn, the banter between Jon Stewart and Abraham Lincoln would be razor sharp I bet.

Because you'll never forget seeing the footage of that pink foam you were told would later be McNuggets.

He was hilarious when I last saw him on your show. I'll always remember him saying:

"When two jews make love, they like to circle the bed first and get an estimate."

I love to think about the fact that everything we observe in space happened in the past, and maybe there's another planet somewhere that sustains life similar to ours, but as we observe it, it's still super young and far from that point. Similarly, maybe there's other intelligent life out there somewhere observing a molten rock of Earth that's still cooling and millions of years from sustaining life.