Stiffstick

Hammer, I live in Northern NJ. Would you ever be up for a wiffleball challenge with a group of your friends versus a group of mine?

Ill bring the heat. Your children will be embarrassed to call you their father. You will be emasculated.

What exactly do you do at Conan? How do you keep a straight face in all of your skits?

Well....I have my new life's motto.

Welcome aboard Jimmy! If you could go back and take a picture with any dead celebrity but only after you ate Queen Elizabeth II's ass, who would it be and would you do it?

Also, the opening to American Degenerate is fucking fantastic! I cant wait to watch the whole special.