Syncopayshun

Otherwise they will just garnish your wages.

The term "garnish" never made sense to me when used to refer to someone skimming wages to pay for debt. Garnished with what, sadness?

Ignorant here, can PR residents vote in US elections? Google is kinda ambiguous.

Durrrrr I'm 17 and edgy as fuck, and since my original ambush question was deflated, here is the same question with slightly different phrasing.

Moron.

As a former Marine myself

My grandfather, a Marine veteran of the Pacific, would say "there are no former Marines, only dead ones."

You earned the title, you keep it til you find your pine, Marine.