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Splendid!!! In a similar vein, if possible, could you please do the following in an English Cockney or Geordie dialect?

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

I know this sound like I am stereotyping or joking around, but seriously fill your mouth with raw rice to the point where it engulfs the entirety of your tongue and move the tongue around and enunciate everything just like how you would pronounce the tones. Focus on one character at a time, and pick the ones that you find the most difficult to pronounce. Of course the sounds will not be intelligible, but this will make you extremely aware of tongue-in-mouth placement which makes it a lot easier to speak in the without the added resistance of the rice. After spitting out the rice and rinsing, wait fora couple of minutes and you will feel that the lack of resistance originally provided by the rice makes you tongue easier to control when it is not there. You will also notice that the spatial awareness of your tongue it much better, and that pronouncing the sounds you practiced before is much easier. Be aware that your mouth can become very dry and thus it's recommended that you rinse each time you have done it for 5 minutes tops.

Best.

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Wow, so this raises a lot of questions.

So spontaneously resorting to aggravated battery is somehow okay in such a situation? Downvotes aside, do you, or someone else, care to elaborate?

I'm not saying that what HE said was okay but your handling of the situation I regard very unprofessional and improper; are you not properly trained in self defense? Also:

not even our big guys heads into any sort of physical conflict without backup

If you were not alone at this point, why couldn't you simply have ejected the guy and reprimanded him verbally like any other sane bouncer? Why didn't you eject him before if he was nothing but trouble anyways?

Does. Not. Compute.

Dude, just downvote and move on if you do not like the thread? There's really nothing in here that signifies that they are narcissists. Get your angry-ass out of here, find a girlfriend or get a pet or something.

Deadlift?