Tactful

I hope you don't die Ryan.

A follow-up question: Depressing comic week, does it make you guys sad? Because it makes me guys sad.

"And we're about to speak to Aaron Paul here, star of AMC's hit show the Breaking Bad, live from the carpet. What are you wearing, Aaron?"

"The universe."

He dreams of the day they bring in the patient who was involved in the hot pork dinner incident.

Harrison Ford doesn't travel to star in films; films travel to star him.